Munch Anyone?

My name is Paul and I have been a quadriplegic since making a thunderous tackle during a highschool football game on bright, sunny day in October 1975. I am looking for funny but true stories from - or about - persons with disabilities for a book. Having a disability can be difficult, but it sometimes gives rise to weird and comical situations. For example:

"While on my honeymoon in Niagara Falls, I was given an unscheduled tour of Marine Land. I was sitting, minding my own business, when suddenly my wheelchair turned with a jerk in the direction of the Killer Whale show. Apparently, joystick knobs (especially wooden ones) are a delicacy amongst forest creatures. To my surprise, my furry guide turned out to be a curious deer who was attracted to the salt residue from my hand and refused to stop chewing until I had seen the Park from every viewpoint. My new Bride successfully steered the guide toward another anxious tourist, but much like their human counter-parts, another deer eagerly offered me its services and away we went. The moral of the story - when in Niagara Falls - watch your knob! (Joystick that is...)"

So if you have a brief story on how your disability (whatever it is) landed you in a humorous, strange or ridiculous spot, send it to me and I will consider it for my book. If I use your story I will send you one free copy of the published book, plus you can buy unlimited copies at 20% off the list price.

I am 46 years old and my 30+ years of cripdome has provided me with a very unique slant on everyday life. I will show you mine - if you show me yours.